Some people are offended that the scientific community claims that Evolution is a fact and our ancestors were monkeys.
Professor A.E. Newman has invented an electronic device that translates animals noises into words of the English language.
He interviewed a group of monkeys about the Evolution claim and the general consensus among the primates were, “Hell no! No frigging way!! - We will do a mass suicide if that is true!”
Professor Newman also interviewed some fish and they collectively said they would take the humans in, if the monkeys wouldn’t … however, it is just the opposite of what the scientists claim: Fish evolved from humans, not the other way around, but now, some fish are offended.
APRIL FOOL!!!
I don't doubt it for a minute.
ReplyDeleteYou must read the Douglas Adams books, starting with "The Hitchhiker's Guide". He proves that mice and dolphins really run Earth.
ReplyDeleteJudy,
ReplyDeleteIt may be highly likely. Or that is how when I see it with all these intelligent people think Bush walks on water
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No, at one time I possessed "The Hitchhikers Guide..." but never got around reading it, I saw bits and pieces of the movie on HBO or STARZ and I couldn't make sense of it, so I got rid of the book.