Forwarding Joke:

(taste) of first graders

using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow.................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange.................Orange ,

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating
them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother > >>> may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh, my God, 'They're ass-holes!'