I read someplace that to get people in the Army these days, with a war going on and all, they had to loose their high standards, and give big bonuses to recruiters, and so on.

I wonder if they tried the "Dozen Virgins" Incentive Plan? That may even have a doubling effect, if they upped it to say, three dozen virgins. Then, not only would they get more abled bodied men, but they just might get a bunch to comeover from the other side.