I would like to make a public confession of an affair I had not too long ago.
One day I was out on a walk enjoying my myself when up drives a big limousine. The back window rolled down and this blond lady stuck her head out and said, “You sure are handsome! Short bald headed men with big feet turn me on!”
To make a long story short she suggested we get a motel. When I registered I was trying to think of a name to use and she whispered, “Used Smith!” and winked at me and smiled.
Well, now that her picture was all over the news this weekend I recognized her. The poor thing died. And also the news said she had a daughter, which she gave birth to just about 9 months after our fling.
Now what do I sign to admit the child is mine?
You'd sure give it a darned good home, Ed. No doubt about it.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with all the paperwork!
Michael,
ReplyDeleteThe little darling is still in line to inherit the $80,000,000 isn't she?
Our home is her home.
Eddie, you have to get into a long line of guys claiming to be her daddy!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, Eddie, this was a good post. LOL
Judy,
ReplyDeleteHey, I just want my share, that's all.
Well done indeed!
ReplyDeleteThat explains why the baby's name was Eddie. How many do guys make now? 5? 6?
ReplyDeleteSuzanne,
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Steve,
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