People have asked me from time to time what did I do when I first retired? With a body like this? I became a male dancer of course.
But it didn’t last. It was so humiliating having to stoop down to have some women push a ten dollar bill deep down in your drawers. I felt like a sex object.
And of course there were also the elderly El Cheapskate women who wanted to cram pennies and nickels down your pants… do you realize just how heavy a lot of coins are in your shorts – and they pull them down some, and not only that but it has give a wrong impression, visual wise – some think you “do doed” in your pants – then they don’t want to stick their hands down in there at all … you realize how embarrassing that is?
Im worried about you.
ReplyDeleteI'm worried about me more.
ReplyDeleteI kind of took on the personality of Rodney Dangerfield on this one.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! I thought that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSuzanne,
ReplyDeleteAnd for that, I take a bow.
I thought it was kinda hip, too ed.
ReplyDeleteThank you Bird - er-when you say "hip" do you mean I am sort of hipped? - like wide hips?
ReplyDeleteDarn, I knew I shouldn't have worn those tight shorts.